Speaker: “A few centuries ago, the Germanic world knew of a people called the “Bergschelme”. Weird people with little social skills, wearing scrap clothing they could scrounge together from trash, living removed from society. They’d usually stick to themselves, only to come into town during faires and markets to sing badly, juggle badly, and hurt themselves and each other for the amusement of the present townsfolk and small alms in food and coins”
Back row (yells): “They still exist, these days they’re called ‘Society of Creative Anachronisms”

